You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

I'm trying to think of other ones. Oh, yeah, I'd say - somebody would buy something and we'd say, and because you are our hundredth customer today, you get a free paperback.

Romance takes place when you first fall in love. It stirs all emotions and you can manipulate and be manipulated.

I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

I think there are people out there writing original bluegrass songs, but it's hard to get them out on the air.

At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me, your emotions follow your intent. If you create the intention of starting a comedy act, slowly your mind starts adjusting and you arrive at a new emotional state.

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.