You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.

Whether I'm involved in creating something or not, it's a personal issue of do I respect it. But you can only know that five or ten years later.

If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.

If you feel tired midway through, give Neil Patrick Harris a Red Bull and throw some sheet music at him.

You know, you're really nobody in L.A. unless you live in a house with a really big door.

I ignored my stand-up career for twenty-five years, but now, having finished this memoir, I view this time with surprising warmth. One can have, it turns out, an affection for the war years.