You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

I really enjoy finding the right word, creating a good, flowing sentence. I enjoy the rhythm of the words.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

Unlike Ray Porter, his love is fearless and without reservation.

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.

I was very interested in vaudeville. It was the only sort of discipline that was a five-minute act on stage, which is what I really enjoyed and saw myself doing. And I bought books on it.

When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to do on stage with me, which was juggling, magic and banjo and my little comedy routines. I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.