You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.

A remarkable memoir that's packed with anecdotes, advice and humor, all while maintaining a high level of dignity and self-awareness.

Love is a promise delivered already broken.