How is it possible to miss a woman whom you kept at a distance, so that when she was gone you would not miss her?

A celebrity is any well-known TV or movie star who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair.

I love doing my surreal sing-along that had words that no one could follow.

His view of the world is one that keeps his blood pressure low, sweeping the cholesterol from his relaxed, freeway-sized arteries. Everyone knows he is going to live till age ninety, although the question that goes begging is, “for what?

I was always very shy but as I get older I think, What am I being shy for? You just grow weary of your own hang-ups.

All of life’s riddles are answered in the movies.

It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts.