It's so hard to believe in anything anymore, you know what I mean? It's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, 'cause it seems so mythological, and seems so arbitrary; and then on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

With a cheery delicacy she divided my obsessions into three categories: acceptable, unacceptable, and hilarious.

I can't smell moth balls, I find it too difficult to get their tiny legs apart

I happened to take a photo, and there was my wife, my dog and my banjo, all in the same shot - and I thought, "Oh, that's like a family portrait right there."

It's not tipping I believe in. It's overtipping.

I never had a movie that I wanted to do turned down in my whole life. I always write the script first so it speaks for itself.

Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.