A girl who is willing to give every ounce of herself to someone, who could never betray her lover, who never suspects maliciousness of anyone, and whose sexuality sleeps in her, waiting to be stirred.

My most persistent memory of stand - up is of my mouth being in the present and my mind being in the future: the mouth speaking the line, the body delivering the gesture, while the mind looks back, observing, analyzing, judging, worrying, and then deciding when and what to say next. Enjoyment while performing was rare - enjoyment would have been an indulgent loss of focus that comedy cannot afford.

Mirabelle is not affected by a man’s failures to approach her, as her own self-depreciating attitude never allows the idea that he would in the first place.

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

You want to be a bit compulsive in your art or craft or whatever you do.

I'm a bitter, sad, sour young man who makes a career out of hastling people with real careers.