But Carroll's were more convoluted, and they struck me as funny in a new way: 1) Babies are illogical. 2) Nobody is despised who can manage a crocodile. 3) Illogical persons are despised. Therefore, babies cannot manage crocodiles. And: 1) No interesting poems are unpopular among people of real taste. 2) No modern poetry is free from affectation. 3) All of your poems are on the subject of soap bubbles. 4) No affected poetry is popular among people of taste. 5) Only a modern poem would be on the subject of soap bubbles. Therefore, all your poems are uninteresting.

I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man and I'm thoroughly lovable.

Or is it that I think too much?

There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old.

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.

Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!