Rule 1: The Doctor lies.

You don't want to take over the universe. You wouldn't know what to do with it beyond shout at it.

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.

Demons run when a good man goes to war.

It’s been a long time since Sherlock Holmes jumped off that roof - it’s time to reveal the truth about what happened between him and the pavement.

Have you met the French? My...GOD they know how to party!

Madness is just what a genius looks like to a tiny mind.