It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

I like naked women! I'm a bloke! I'm supposed to like them! We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one... When Man invented fire, he didn't say "Hey, let's cook!" He said: "Great! Now we can see naked bottoms in the dark!"... The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms.

It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

You'll go out of business if you think people are stupid.

I don't know. I can't tell the future I just work there.

When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark.

Writing for adults often means just increasing the swearing - but find an alternative to swearing and you've probably got a better line.