If you love animals, obviously it doesn't make sense to hurt them.

Popular music is slowly being laid to rest in every conceivable way... the ashes are already about us if we could but notice them.

If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.

The Brits are ghastly. I never would accept a Brit. It would be like Laurence Olivier being happy getting a TV Times award.

And if you have five seconds to spare, I'll tell you the story of my life".

War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!