Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

I lie a lot - it's really useful.

I was driving my car, I crashed and broke my spine. So yes there are things worse in life than never being someone's sweetie.

I would never, ever do anything as vulgar as having fun.

The Internet has obviously wiped music off the human map - killed the record shop, and killed the patience of labels who consider debut sales of 300,000 to not be good enough.