Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.

I don't perform. Seals perform.

I am human and I need to be loved, just like everybody else does.

Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.

The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.

We Hate William and Kate

Although I don't have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears.