The Royal family to me are not England, and they are not the flag.

I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.

Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes, he never quite goes this low.

Diazapam (that's valium), temazepam, lithium, ECT, HRT - how long must I stay on this stuff? Don't give me anymore!

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

I have no love for myself as a human being, but I have immense pride in the music I make.

He [Elton John] is pushing his face in all the time and telling us about his private life. Nobody's interested. He should just go away.