Don't leave it all unsaid, somewhere in the wasteland of your head.
Smiths songs certainly have an astonishing afterlife.
Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.
I have found the best way to avoid ending your life as a bitter wreck is to start out as one.
Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.
Congratulations to Prince Charles for banning foie gras from all his functions.