I hated the royal wedding.
It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true. It only hurts because it's true.
Life is a very serious business for the simple reason that nobody dies laughing.
Robert Smith is a whingebag.
In England, pop music seems now to be exclusively for children. If an artist is no good, why is it necessary to have that artist repeatedly rammed in our face?
Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag.