Life would be so colourful if only I had a drink problem.
Madonna is closer to organised prostitution than anything else.
Pass the pub that wrecks your body And the church, all they want is your money
War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.
I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.
I've gone through managers like people go through shredded wheat. Nobody looks after you.