In my life Why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die ?

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.

Satan rejected my soul; as low as he goes, he never quite goes this low.

Life is very long, when you're lonely.

I've only been to Ireland once, and I felt I would wake up with voices in my head, almost like music, and that if I were a songwriter, I would be very inspired.

Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.