It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.
I can get incredibly erotic about blotting paper.
I'm capable of looking on the bright side. I just don't do it very often.
Why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?
You made me feel less alone; you made me feel not quite so deformed, uninformed and hunchbacked.
It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.