Whether it be Beyonce or Justin Bieber, we see singers who have absolutely nothing to offer anyone as they walk off stage clutching three Grammys in each hand.

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

The solo years have been more meaningful to the audiences than the Smiths years, but the press in England only write about me in relation to the Smiths era.

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.

The Smiths are never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever going to reunite - ever.

It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

Women don't go to war to kill other women. Wars and armies and nuclear weapons are essentially heterosexual hobbies.