I am attracted to humans. But, of course... not many.

I find shoes difficult to be ethical about.

Age gives you a great sense of proportion. You can be very hard on yourself when you're younger but now I just think 'well everybody's absolutely mad and I'm doing quite well'.

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

I've always assumed there's a dark river flowing beneath my fans' desires.

Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? I dunno.