I am attracted to humans. But, of course... not many.

We hate it when our friends become successful.

I am still my teenage self. If you think that we all step through a door marked Adult, or that we sign a Grown-Up Document, you’re quite wrong. We remain as we always were, and that, alas, is one of life’s many nasty tricks.

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother.

In my life why do I smile at people I'd rather kick in the eye?

Hold on to your friends. Resist - or move on Be mad, be rash Smoke and explode Sell all of your clothes Just bear in mind: There just might come a time When you need some friends

I'm cursed with the gift of foresight.