War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

I think flowers are very beautiful things. Very nice and innocent things. They don't harm anybody.

It may all end tomorrow, or it could go on forever (in which case I'm doomed).

The more you ignore me, the closer I get; you're wasting your time.

Madonna reinforces everything absurd and offensive. Desperate womanhood. Madonna is closer to organized prostitution than anything else.

Denmark is sadly a hellish place if you happen to be a pig, but the brioche and fruits that tower on the table before me have me hastily attaching a feedbag.

I always seem to be singing against the grain.