War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

It's the refuge for the mentally deficient. It's made by dull people for dull people.

I avoid people who I actually like. I suppose that’s a phobia but also a habit.

It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

Unfortunately, I am not homosexual... In technical fact, I am humasexual. I am attracted to humans. But, of course, not many.

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.