War, I thought, was the most negative aspect of male heterosexuality. If more men were homosexual, there would be no wars, because homosexual men would never kill other men, whereas heterosexual men love killing other men.

I think labels for the most part want to sign new discoveries so that that label alone is seen to be responsible for the rise of the artist. Not many labels want bands who have already made their mark, because their success is usually attributed to some other label somewhere else at another time.

To me you are a work of art, and I would give you my heart - that's if I had one.

Each year of life brings us nearer to our decline, but I will continue to seek a listener until I'm dead in a ditch.

Life's full of tricky snakes and ladders.

I have forgiven Jesus for all of the love he placed in me, when there's no one I can turn to with this love.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.