Sorry, my watch doesn't speak spanish.

...if you are fat, no matter what you wear, nothing is going to make you sexier.

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Interviewing somebody is a lot different than being handed a stick in a 20,000-seat arena and trying to sell tickets. You're very green when you start. I'm still learning things to this day. I'm decent at interviews now, but man, getting people to buy tickets is the easiest thing in the world for me.

Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!

I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.

You want mercy? Take your ass to church!