I found out in pro wrestling that it works better if you just try and be yourself versus working on something you're not, so I'm me and maybe it's magnified a bit, but it's easier just being me.

You treat me like a dog and you expect me to smile? You remind me of a jackass.

Nobody, especially Vince McMahon, tells Stone Cold Steve Austin what to do, and that's the bottom line!

Unless you got real short and real fat, you ain't no Booker T!

I'm a very serious person, but I don't take myself very seriously and I would rather laugh all day than argue.

I love the business of pro wrestling and it is something I know better than anything else I know about.

I'll open up a can of whoop-ass on you!