Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.

I think it's essential for comic writers to have a hate figure, a despot, a regime to react against, and I think Thatcher was perfect for me, I loathed everything she stood for.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.