Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

I am the world's worst diabetic.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

My skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade.