I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

I think it's essential for comic writers to have a hate figure, a despot, a regime to react against, and I think Thatcher was perfect for me, I loathed everything she stood for.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.