She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

I am surrounded by counselors. My sister is a counselor. My daughter is training to be a counselor. A lot of my friends are counselors.

Now I know I am an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly every word. It all adds up. A bad home, poor diet, not liking punk. I think I will join the library and see what happens.

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.

My skin is dead good. I think it must be a combination of being in love and Lucozade.