I took my sight and mobility for granted.

I think it's essential for comic writers to have a hate figure, a despot, a regime to react against, and I think Thatcher was perfect for me, I loathed everything she stood for.

I'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

The monarchy is finished. It was finished a while ago, but they're still making the corpses dance.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.