Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.

Now I know I am an intellectual. I saw Malcolm Muggeridge on the television last night, and I understood nearly every word. It all adds up. A bad home, poor diet, not liking punk. I think I will join the library and see what happens.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

I am the world's worst diabetic.

Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can't do it.