I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.
Sue Townsend8.45 a.m. My mother is in the hospital grounds smoking a cigarette. She is looking old and haggard. All the debauchery is catching up with her.
Sue TownsendI'm spectacularly disorganised. I wrote my latest book in seven different notebooks scattered throughout my house.
Sue Townsend