Will you lie to me and promise to read them? Books need to be read. The pages need to be turned.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

I don't know why women are so mad about flowers. Personally, they leave me cold. I prefer trees.

Adrian Mole's father was so angry that so many pepole got divorced nowadays. HE had been unhappilly married for 30 years, why should everybody else get away?

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

I have decided to be a poet. My father said there isn't a suitable career structure for poets and no pensions and other boring things, but I am quite decided.