I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

I have decided to be a poet. My father said there isn't a suitable career structure for poets and no pensions and other boring things, but I am quite decided.

8.45 a.m. My mother is in the hospital grounds smoking a cigarette. She is looking old and haggard. All the debauchery is catching up with her.

I asked Mr. Vann which O levels you need to write situation comedy for television. Mr. Vann said that you don't need qualifications at all, you just need to be a moron.

Every time I start a new piece of work, I spend a long while under the duvet thinking I can't do it.