There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

Yes - I am usually overweight. I have had to be interested in diet because of being diabetic for 30 years and having kidney failure.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

Love is the only thing that keeps me sane.

It's no surprise to me that intellectuals commit suicide, go mad or die from drink. We feel things more than other people. We know the world is rotten and that chins are ruined by spots.

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.