I think it's essential for comic writers to have a hate figure, a despot, a regime to react against, and I think Thatcher was perfect for me, I loathed everything she stood for.

There's only one thing more boring than listening to other people's dreams, and that's listening to their problems.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

She liked people. Me, I can take them or leave them, but mostly leave them.

8.45 a.m. My mother is in the hospital grounds smoking a cigarette. She is looking old and haggard. All the debauchery is catching up with her.

I took my sight and mobility for granted.

I am from the working class. I am now what I was then. No amount of balsamic vinegar and Prada handbags could make me forget what it was like to be poor.