I am the world's worst diabetic.

I think we take it for granted that if you are with your husband after 30 years, then he is the love of your life.

Yes, I hate it when people call me a 'national treasure'. It takes away your bite and makes you feel like a harmless old golden Labrador.

Barry Kent's father looks like a big ape and has got more hair on the back of his hands than my father has got on his entire head.

Most social problems could be helped or prevented if people had more money and practical advice.

I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.

Sometimes I rant, in a comical way, about how the gods give with one hand and take with the other.