If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.
When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.
I have perfectly symmetrical ankles.
Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing different stuff makes you better at other stuff: Acting makes you better at stand-up, which makes you better at writing.
Work harder than anyone else around you.
If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.