It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.