It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.