My progress reminded me of the horses in The Whip. They raced at the limit of their speed directly toward the audience. But they raced on a treadmill which canceled out their progress.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.