[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
A Republican. A Republican. That's worse than being a goddamned Communist!