I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.

Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.