Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

Do you know what my ambition is in life? To be without ambition. As far back as I can remember I've been absolutely hag-ridden. I'd like to attain the state of mind that the Indians call Nirvana. That, for me, would happen if I were free of ambition.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.