[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.
I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.
Don't think this has taught me a lesson !