The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

Acting is a form of confession.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.