The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.