I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.

It's unlikely I'll ever submit to a psychiatrist's couch. I don't want some stranger prowling around through my psyche, monkeying with my id. I don't need an analyst to tell me that I have never had any sense of security. Who has?