Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

Don't think this has taught me a lesson !

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.