The less I behave like Whistler's mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.
They aren't making mirrors like they use to.
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.