Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.
I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.
[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.
There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.