In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.