Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
[On being asked in her later years if she were Tallulah:] I'm what's left of her, dahling.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.