It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.