I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.

For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.