I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.

I did what I could to inflate the rumor I was on my way to stardom. What I was on my way to, by any mathematical standards known to man, was oblivion, by way of obscurity.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.