I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

I've tried several varieties of sex. The conventional position makes me claustrophobic, and the others either give me a stiff neck or lockjaw.

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

Bette [Davis] and I are good friends. There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!