If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.
I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.
My progress reminded me of the horses in The Whip. They raced at the limit of their speed directly toward the audience. But they raced on a treadmill which canceled out their progress.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.
I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.