I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education.

I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.