Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it.
Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.
There have only been two authentic geniuses in the world, Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare and I think you'd better put Shakespeare first, darling.
I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.