I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

There is less in this than meets the eye.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.