They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

I'm not at my best when I moralize or philosophize. Logic is elusive, especially to one who so rarely uses it.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.

I detest acting because it is sheer drudgery.

If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.