Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.
Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.
I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.
In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.
No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.