They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.

[To the critic who wrote a negative review:] I am sitting in the smallest room of the house. Your review is before me. Soon it will be behind me.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Of course cocaine is not adictive, darling. I should know, I've been doing it for years.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.