Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.
I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
A frozen daiquiri of a scorching afternoon is soothing. It makes living more tolerable.
If you really want to help the American theater, don't be an actress, dahling. Be an audience.