It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.
Tallulah BankheadI have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.
Tallulah Bankhead