If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.
Drink reacts on its practitioners in conflicting ways. One brave can knock off a quart of Scotch and look and act as sober as Herbert Hoover. Another, after three Martinis, makes two-cushion carroms off the chaise lounge as he attempts to negotiate the bathroom.
Say anything about me, darling, as long as it isn't boring.
Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.
They aren't making mirrors like they use to.