I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

They say it's the good girls who keep diaries. The bad girls never have the time. Me, I just wanna live a life I'm gonna remember even if I don't write it down.

[To the man who came up to her at a party and exclaimed effusively, 'Tallulah! I haven't seen you for 41 years!':] I thought I told you to wait in the car.

I've had a man and I've had a woman, and there's got to be something better.

If I were well behaved, I'd die of boredom.

I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.

I'm the foe of moderation, the champion of excess. If I may lift a line from a die-hard whose identity is lost in the shuffle, 'I'd rather be strongly wrong than weakly right.'