I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's one of the tragic ironies of the theatre that only one man in it can count on steady work - the night watchman.

For acting, darlings, is the world's most perilous trade. Compared with actors, steeple jacks and deep-sea divers lead snug and placid lives.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I read Shakespeare and the Bible, and I can shoot dice. That's what I call a liberal education.

Wracked with a hangover I do my muttering over a Black Velvet, a union of champagne and stout. Don't be swindled into believing there's any cure for a hangover. I've tried them all: iced tomatoes, hot clam juice, brandy peaches. Like the common cold it defies solution. Time alone can stay it. The hair of the dog? That way lies folly. It's as logical as trying to put out a fire with applications of kerosene.