I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.
It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.
In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.
Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.
I'm as pure as the driven slush.
I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me.