I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

Don't think this has taught me a lesson !

In my lifetime I've been to bed with men, women, and odd pieces of furniture.

Going down on a woman gives me a stiff neck, going down on a man gives me lockjaw and conventional sex gives me claustrophobia.

No man worth his salt, no man of spirit and spine, no man for whom I could have any respect, could rejoice in the identification of Tallulah's husband. It's tough enough to be bogged down in a legend. It would be even tougher to marry one.

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

Cocaine isn't habit forming. I should know - I've been using it for years.