I'm not childless, darling. I am childfree.

(On seeing a former lover for the first time in years) I thought I told you to wait in the car.

Do you know what my ambition is in life? To be without ambition. As far back as I can remember I've been absolutely hag-ridden. I'd like to attain the state of mind that the Indians call Nirvana. That, for me, would happen if I were free of ambition.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

Television could perform a great service in mass education, but there's no indication its sponsors have anything like this on their minds.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.