Will TV kill the theater? If the programs I have seen, save for "Kukla, Fran and Ollie," the ball games and the fights, are any criterion, the theater need not wake up in a cold sweat.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

I've been called many things, but never an intellectual.

In the theater lying is looked upon as an occupational disease.

Whatever you have read I have said is almost certainly untrue, except if it is funny, in which case I definitely said it.

I have three phobias ...: I hate going to bed, get up and hate hate being alone.

I have been absolutely hag-ridden with ambition. If I could wish to have anything in the world it would be to be free of ambition.