Brilliant thoughts flow with a life of their own to a dedicated reasoning predator up in a tree with a bow and arrow half the year meditating soulfully in anticipation to kill unsuspecting meat-infested herbivores.

Liberalism is assisting quality of life, whatever you may choose.

I am Classic Rock Revisited. I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

There was a time when man stood strong, right was right and wrong was wrong.

At 62, I remain clean and sober and my ponytail remains erect.

If Barack Obama becomes the president in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.